About me
I'm a full-time pornstar with a 12 inch penis (real) and I love punting little kids when they get in my way and pushing over old ladies trying to cross the road
What i'm doing
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Complaining
I love bitching about small insignificant shit on the internet
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Coding
High-quality viruses that collect all of your data mmm yummy data thank u
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Stalking
A hobby of mine is stalking underage girls on instagram.
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Photography
Sometimes they aren't careful about what they share online and I take pictures of them too.
Testimonials
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Adam Smith
Branta, please let me out i'm so sorry about the negative review I miss my family
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Jane Wycat
*incomprehensible sobbing*
